What is it about your run of the mill, brain dead liberals that makes them think that anyone outside their little circle of freaks thinks they are funny or cares, even remotely, what they may think when it comes to any particular issue. Or, that their rather sophomoric attempts at humor do anything more than to reveal just how ignorant they truly are. And why I even bring this up is because former ‘Daily Show’ host Jon Leibowtiz made a recent stop at the Late Show with Stephen Colbert. And it was in so doing that Leibowtiz appeared wearing an oversized tie and a dead animal on his head. Yes, he was doing what he saw as being an impersonation of President Trump and was there to read off some of President Trump's (imaginary) Executive Orders. Colbert’s ratings, as you may or may not be aware, continue to be in the tank where they have been pretty much since he took over from Letterman. So I’m just guessing that Leibowitz’s appearance may have an attempt to provide a ratings boost, however brief, to Colbert who, and pretty consistently so, gets his ass handed to him, ratings-wise, every single night by his competition.
Colbert greeted Leibowtiz, saying, "I love your outfit!" And added, "Is this your Donald Trump impression?" To which the never-funny Leibowitz replied, "I thought this is how men dressed now. The president sets men’s fashion, and I saw the inauguration. Super long tie, dead animal on head. Boom." Man, is that not the funniest thing you’ve ever heard, or not? That would be, NOT! Leibowtiz then went on to read the incoming Executive Orders from President Trump, all of which were pretty idiotic, not very funny and filled with narcissistic bravado. Had Hitlery been elected, Leibowtiz would have most likely appeared to bash conservatives opposing her. Since that didn't happen, he now gets to revert to his Bush years persona as the Troller-in-Chief. First on Leibowitz’s fictional list of Executive Orders was, "To secure our border, China shall immediately, and without hesitation, send us their wall. Done. Boom." And he added, "When the wall arrives at the southern border, we shut the lights; we pretend we’re not home." And then he said, "It’s C.O.D.; Mexico has to sign for it." Man, that’s just so not funny.
Does everyone else out there think this is as funny as I do? Actually, what it is is just plain stupid. But it is, after all, typical of what was heard from this boob the entire time he hosted his ‘Comedy Central’ ‘fake news’ show. But he was far from done as Leibowitz then declared "America now finally has an official language. The new official language of the United States is bullsh–t." The word "bullsh–t" being Leibowitz's favorite word while host of The Daily Show, as he designated conservatives residents of "bullsh–t mountain." If it’s anyone who, as he puts it, resides on “bullsh-t mountain” it would him and his many leftwing friends. Because everything they say, our former president as well as she who was supposed to be our current president included, is nothing more that pure, unmitigated BULLSHIT! And yet, if you spend any amount of time listening to morons like Leibowitz, it’s in pretty short order that you come to realize, unless of course you’ve been living under a rock for the majority of your life, they seem to hate the very country that has made it possible for them to become multi-millionaires.
Anyway, it was his fictitious third executive order was of greater length and went like this: “I, Donald J. Trump, am exhausting. It has been 11 days, Stephen. 11 [expletive] days. Eleven. The presidency is supposed to age the president, not the public. The reason that I, Donald J. Trump, am exhausting is that every instinct and fiber of my pathological self-regard calls me to abuse of power. I want — no, deserve — not just your respect but your adoration. Parades with the tanks and the synchronized dancing, and why can’t they train 10,000 doves to spell out “Trump” in the clouds? How hard can it be? They’re already flying.
I, Donald J. Trump, am exhausting because it is going to take relentless stamina, vigilance and every institutional check and balance this great country can muster to keep me, Donald J. Trump, from going full Palpatine, with the lightning coming out of the fingertips and “fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate.” We have never faced this before. Purposeful, vindictive chaos. But perhaps therein lies the saving grace of my, Donald J. Trump’s, presidency. No one action will be adequate. All actions will be necessary. And if we do not allow Donald Trump to exhaust our fight and somehow come through this presidency calamity-less and constitutionally partially intact, then I, Donald J. Trump, will have demonstrated the greatness of America. Just not the way I thought I was gonna.”
Despite being someone who those on left have long professed to be nothing short of a genius, Leibowitz has, over the years, made himself pretty much irrelevant except to those on the left. And therefore he has been, and remains so, part of the problem. I watched an interview with him once, I forget where or with whom, and it became rather obvious, rather quickly, that without having someone to write his lines for him the guy simply couldn’t give an intelligent answer to even the most basic of questions. And he would rely on his so-called comedy to bail him out whenever the lunacy of his argument, which so often happens, was challenged. I never watched his show because, frankly, I just never got the draw. And you know, while so many on the left claim he’s so smart, how intelligent does one really need to be to sit there in front of a television camera and, quite literally, do nothing more than to read something that someone else has written? Hell, any moron can do that. I’ve heard that Barry “Almighty” is supposed to be a big fan of Leibowitz, which, as far as I’m concerned, tells you all you really need to know.
And to touch on something he said, the official language of the United States is English, not Mexican, not Middle Eastern and not anything else. I wouldn't go to another country and demand them to speak English just because I speak English. Also, what really gets me is that these illegals come to this country, don't pay taxes, and yet are permitted to take full advantage of our roads, our hospitals, our social services and our schools and then they send most of their untaxed money back to their countries so those crooked leaders can then live the high life while their people struggle. Not to mention the fact they are taking our jobs and expect US to understand them when they try to speak. Coming here illegally, working without paying taxes and simply taking from our society is nothing less than a slap in the face to all the honest, hardworking LEGAL immigrants who came here to make a better life for their themselves and their families, not to mention those of us who were born here. And yet those like Leibowitz living there in their gated communities see nothing wrong with that and see no reason to bring it to a halt.